Monday, April 18, 2011

There's no 'I' in team

The following teams may be supported (in no particular order):

Everton FC
Manchester United FC
Wolverhampton Wanderers FC
Kaizer Chiefs
Wits University FC
Cray Wanderers





The following may be supported, but at the risk of parental disappointment:

Tottenham Hotspur
St Johnstone
Moroka Swallows
Tranmere Rovers
Chester City

The following teams may be supported, but will guarantee parental disappointment:

Every other team

The following teams may NOT be supported, and will guarantee never being spoken to again:

L****p**l (Scum)
WBA (Why Bother Asking)
Manchester City (Scum)
Chelsea 
Orlando Pirates

NOTE: Determination of which team is supported shall be determined by asking the child to choose one of three colours (to ensure fairness, no mention of club history is permitted)...

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